The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook

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We. Do. Not. Care.

Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club!
Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice?
Do you forget the words you are saying as you are saying them?
If you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club—the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You’re now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the big­gest hormonal party in town.
This club is for all of our sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopausal who are over it.